Sunday, May 30, 2010

Things Alice will never have...

1. Cashmere infant sweater. $96.00. Ridiculous on a number of levels.
2. Anything that refers to her as being "sexy". From Merriam-Webster, "sexy= sexually suggestive or stimulating". Not okay.
3. Diapers that look like jeans. We don't buy diapers. But, if we did, I wouldn't pay more for ones that look like denim. It's a diaper. It'll soon have poop in it.

4. Chocolate formula? Really!? Goodness gracious.
5. A daddy saddle. Though it would be entertaining to see Ben wearing that thing.

Alice went to bed early.
I clearly have too much time on my hands tonight. :)


MrsA.Woods said...

Um, yes. I totally agree with you on all of those!

Chrissy said...

Oh. My. Goodness. What is wrong with people???? Chocolate formula? It's called Type 2 Diabetes and it's a real thing. Denim-look diapers? Daddy saddle?? Where do they come up with this stuff?!?!

Katharine said...

those are some things I have never seen before!